If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages, I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public. It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.Ĭashal-Eh Fashal-Eh Tupheman Na Degat Man Goftam Cheeshayeh Mohemarir Behmeshvarehma. I agree with everything you have ever said and thought in your whole life.Īuto Arraregh Davateman Mano Sephaheh- Hasti The red blindfold would be lovely, excellency. I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head with my legs apart. The water soaked breadcrumbs are delicious, thank you. Tikeh Nuneh Ba Ob Khrelleh Bezorg Va Khube Boyast Ino Begeram I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies travelling as reporters. Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun. “He took out his lunch and I took out mine,” said the Mullah. Then he told me that this whole city would be cleared of Muslims. “Well,”said the Mullah, “First he said to me that we Muslims had three days to leave Jerusalem. Meanwhile, the Muslim community had crowded around the Mullah in total astonishmen. He pulled out an apple, reminding me of the first sin. I pulled out the wine and the wafer to show that God absolves us from our sins. He responded by pointing to the ground and stamping on it, showing that God was also right here with us. Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions. The Pope said: “First I held up three fingers to represent the Trinity. The Muslims can stay.’Īn hour later, the cardials were all around the Pope asking him what happened. The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine. Mullah Nasruddin pointed to the ground and stamped his foot. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. The Mullah looked back at him and raised his middle finger. The Mullah and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. He agreed only on the condition that neither side be allowed to talk but communicate by miming. But they finally picked their representative, an old Mullah who unknowingly agreed without knowing what he was getting himself into. They looked around for a champion who could defend their faith, but no one wanted to volunteer. The Muslims realised that they had no choice. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, 'I'll give you 100 camels for your woman.' After a long silence, the husband says, 'She's not for sale. If the Pope won, all the Muslims would have to leave. A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. If the Muslim won the debate, all the Muslims could stay. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Muslim community. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Muslim community.

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